Tim Boucher

Questionable content, possibly linked

Category: Order

Seeker Application (at a kiosk)

By

On 31 December 2017

In Action, Example, Fiction, Function, Governance, Operation, Order, Process, Thing

Welcome to Provider Station Alpha Kilo Bravo 7
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"Your struggles are over."
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>request help
Request for Providership

You, the Supplicant or Seeker, beseech us as Provider to enter into a service agreement, the terms of which are outlined in the Terms of Service. By completing this application, you agree to the Terms and all other linked policies. 

Any data entered here will be saved and associated with your public Gestalt keys.
Continue? (y/n)
>y
--APPLICATION ACCEPTANCE PROVISIONAL ON SUCCESSFUL COMPLETION OF BIOGENETIC SCANS AND SAMPLING--
What are you seeking?

[1] Stationing
[2] Provisions
[3] Medical
[4] Comms

>1,2

What do you offer in exchange?

[1] Credits
[2] Goods
[3] Sharing
[4] Other

>4

Please define:

>information

Seconds pass…

An agent will be with you shortly.

Function: Retroactive detection and inter-linking of subtle & ephemeral timecalls

By

On 13 November 2017

In Event, Fiction, Function, Future, Idea, Intuition, Link, Operation, Order, Process, Theory

Patent pending.

Timecall.

Factor 1109N: Husk Development Authority

By

On 24 September 2017

In Action, Assignment, Character, Control, Definition, Entity, Fiction, Function, History, Information, Locale, Order

The Husk Development Authority was granted letters patent from the Greater Polity, record of which was duly added to the register.

Within the affiliated domain of Husk, the HDA was god. Neither existed without the other. For the purpose of Husk was development. And the power behind the development was the Authority. And such was such and so was so.

A fault in Segment 227641

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On 24 September 2017

In Answer, Conjecture, Example, Fiction, Information, Order, Overview, Pattern, Pilot, Process, Roles

When the TOTU Auditors came and examined our Records of Processing, they found a fault in Segment 227641.

It was determined that our, as people call it, “Blockchain of Blame” had been scrubbed following the Incident. As a result a lot of automated buck-passing had gone on among distributed autonomous sub-processes, and accountability had gone well beyond the ‘Cloud’ into that place beyond the clouds, where vapor meets Outer Space – the place where our prayers are either answered, terminated, re-routed, delayed, destroyed, aggregated or passed on. Where the Sorters divide everything into Channels, for the Sifters who pass it back down to us the Scanners, the Monitors, and the Watchers.

Which were we? Were we all three? All four? Five? Six? ALL-ONE like the soap the robots use. They are obsessed with it.

Either way, this was almost definitely why the dragons came. As a result of us having breached the protective planetary sphere with our cares and worries. Our complaints were flying out to the stars and beyond.

At first people couldn’t really see them floating in the skies above us. Until a few Spotters started catching and carefully holding mere skewed corner-eye glimpses out into “verified group dragon sightings” such that neuro-typicals were also learning to see them in broad daylight.

Amazon order

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On 4 August 2017

In Event, Example, Order

  • Practice chanter
  • CR2 batteries for laser pointer
  • Hand-held cassette recorder
  • Deep cycle solar battery

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