I wish I had a filter that could block out any part of a YouTube video where people tell me “Remember to like and subscribe.” I find that shit so annoying. I don’t like or subscribe to any YouTube videos. I’m certainly not going to begin on your dumb video. Sorry.

Ordinarily, I don’t even use a browser that has a YouTube/Google account at all. And yet, Google constantly tracks me regardless, and offers me endless suggestions of Jordan Peterson videos, even though I find him to be an idiot. Technology is so cool!