Apparently, a number of politicians who live in their own alternate universe have somehow gotten advanced copies of my new novel, Conspiratopia, and without even having probably read it and stuff, they are calling for it to be banned. Just like that! Go figure. Thought this was still a “free country?”

All I can say is that politicians should spend more time reading books, and less time burning them!

I can’t really believe any of this is really happening…

Even frickin’ Ben Shapiro is apparently getting in on this action? WTH??

This is exactly why I put the book onto the blockchain as an NFT! So these censorship-happy conservatives can’t ban my book…