The other voice said like over the loudspeaker and stuff: “YOU STAND ACCUSED BEFORE A JURY OF YOUR PEERS. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF AND STUFF?” “Uh,” I said. “I didn’t do it.” Then the voice of the Guide said in my VR headset: IN OUR LEGAL SYSTEM, YOU ARE NOT INNOCENT […]
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We breezed past security at the front desk, and walked casually over the elevators, punched the button, and waited. THIS WON’T TAKE LONG, PROMISE. I got nowhere else to be, and I’m kinda trapped and stuff at this point. The elevator arrived and we pressed the button for the second basement. The doors closed, and […]
“So like, what do I need to do to become a full member now?” I said. “More surveys and stuff?” NOT EXACTLY. YOU MUST UNDERGO A HUNDRED HOURS OF OVERWRITING, FOLLOWED BY A TRIAL OF YOUR PEERS WHO WILL DETERMINE IF YOU’RE WORTHY OF BECOMING A MEMBER. “Um… what?” OVERWRITING IS LIKE AUTOPILOT, EXCEPT IRL. […]
As somebody who didn’t do that good in school and stuff, there was just one thing bothering me. “Uh, what happens if a student loses all their coins?” WHY, THEN THEY ARE EXPELLED OF COURSE. “Seems kinda harsh, don’t you think?” NOT AT ALL. STUDENTS MUST BE INVESTED IN THEIR LEARNING OR THEY HAVE ALREADY […]
“Whoa, nice,” I said as we rolled up to the school building. It didn’t look like what I think of when I think school building, like red bricks and stuff. It looked more like a small office building, with about 10 or 12 floors. We rolled up to the doors and they opened automatically. Inside […]
I frickin’ love freedom. That’s why I was so stoked to get the free VR goggles, plus the free pizza and Dew. The white rabbit mini-game was pretty fun for a few minutes, and I earned some points chasing that thing down some mega holes. I guess it was a tutorial to show you how […]
It had been like a week or so since I quit Walmart. When my mom would leave for work, I would always promise her I would look at job ads (which all sucked), but mostly I would watch conspiracy videos, or read threads on conspiracy forums. Like I said, that’s how I got so smart […]
I’m a really smart conspiracy guy. I read like everything I can about conspiracy theories and stuff on Reddit, and watch tons of conspiracy videos on YouTube, and I’m a lurker on a few other platforms that I won’t name here because I don’t want to get shadowbanned for mentioning them. The cabal is crazy […]
A Horror Story of a Late 2010’s Tech Unicorn Gone Horribly Wrong I have for years kept up a friendship with a most interesting individual who I met in certain online circles over a decade ago, and to whom I will refer here as Mr. X for privacy reasons (or “X” for short). Though we […]